I was named after a character on the 80s soap opera Dynasty. Hint: it rhymes with Sallon. I'm in college studying photography but have no desire to become a commercial photographer. Go figure. My interests include large turnips, sacks of French porn and amusing clocks. I'm as fickle as the day is long. And I put the pepo in the mebo. Yeah, try to figure that one out.

I'm quite a pleasant girl, don't be shy!